I remember sitting in a cramped, drafty studio in the late nineties, watching a young painter tear apart a canvas because a critic had called his work “derivative” of a movement he hadn’t even heard of. It was infuriating. People talk about art history as if it’s a series of lightning strikes, but the reality […]
Stop looking for a hidden map or a secret code in a splatter of cobalt blue; you aren’t solving a riddle, and quite frankly, the artist probably didn’t leave one for you to find. I spent twenty-six years watching collectors stand in front of canvases with their brows furrowed, desperately trying to figure out how […]
If you listen to the academics, they’ll try to convince you that how abstraction happened was some grand, inevitable teleological shift in human consciousness. They’ll serve it up with a side of heavy jargon about “shifting paradigms” and “the dissolution of the object,” making you feel like you need a PhD just to look at […]
If you listen to most art historians, they’ll try to sell you a tidy, academic fairy tale about how perspective developed as if it were a sudden, divine spark of genius that landed in Florence one Tuesday morning. They love to talk about Brunelleschi and the math of it all, wrapping the whole thing in […]
I remember standing in a drafty, white-walled gallery in the late nineties, watching a particularly pretentious critic use words like “ethereal luminescence” to describe a landscape that was, quite frankly, just a well-placed dab of titanium white. It’s the same nonsense I see today: people treating the physics of optics like some sort of mystical, […]
I remember sitting in the back of a crowded, dimly lit studio opening in 2004, watching a young painter try to explain his “conceptual use of light” to a very confused collector. He was using all the right academic buzzwords, but the painting itself felt utterly limp, like a soufflé that had collapsed the moment […]
I remember standing in my gallery back in ’98, staring at a landscape that had cost a local collector three months’ salary, only to realize the artist had completely botched the light. They’d used every expensive pigment in the tube, but because they didn’t understand the actual physics of how colour works in painting, the […]
I remember sitting in the back of a crowded, overheated exhibition in London, watching a seasoned collector stare at a large-scale landscape for nearly ten minutes. He wasn’t lost in the “sublime beauty” or the “emotional resonance” of the brushwork; he was simply confused. His gaze kept snagging on a muddy corner of the canvas, […]
Stop standing in front of a canvas with your hands clasped behind your back, nodding solemnly as if you’re deciphering a dead language. Most people think knowing how to look at a painting requires a PhD in semiotics or a deep understanding of the artist’s childhood trauma, but that is mostly performative nonsense designed to […]